So my friend just got back from ordering pizza and had an awesome story to tell me. The guy in front of her told the cashier he wanted a large Tony Stark and Pepper Potts trying to be funny I guess. Cashier rings him up for a large pepperoni pizza. Kudos to that cashier.
*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
*period is late*: crap i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary
*laptop shuts suddenly down*: well it's broken forever bye everything bye money
Guys. When the 11th doctor regenerates, they should name the episode:
“The Clock Strikes TWELVE”
Right guys? Right?
So how many people have to like this before it becomes canon.
What’d be even better is at some point in the episode a clock falls and hits the Doctor.
Literally, THE CLOCK STRIKES TWELVE